A Recent Study on the Effects of Putting Rocks in the Freezer

A recent study by the Unversity of Scheptinstien in Upper Swipswatch Germany has proven that rock collectors who put their rocks in a freezer or cold stream are crazy and silly.

The study, conducted by professor Dillwickstitch Von Puddlebottom, followed a group of rock collectors who believed that putting rocks in a freezer made them better some how... even thought that idea is ridiculous.

After doing a double blind study, he concluded that research for a pro-frozen state was not such that it should invariably conclude such a notion. He went on to say, "People who put rocks in the freezer are good people, unfortunately, they're just misguided.

We realize this might be heartbreaking to any rock collectors who have put their rocks in the freezer for a year or more with hopes that it would yield any good results. And to those people, we say, "We feel bad for you. And we have pity on your poor poor souls."



P.S. Here's a picture of a really good looking rock collection

.